parafictional:

me, whom is supremely beautiful for 5 minutes every two weeks and then goes back to looking like the trainwreck vodka aunt i am

look at this CUTE PERSON ok back to shunning this site for another 3 years bye fam

Taking a short hiatus from tumblr (actually I kinda already started) to start playing video games again, p4g is calling my name and so’s metal slug

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

“You’re so shy, you should open up more!”

jESUS H FUCK

(Source: loun)

the-tardis-is-mine:

i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:

(Source: toratoritora)

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

(Source: cherrybam)

chieguevara:

this game is bullshit

bestcoastsmoker:

i!!!!!!!!! just!!!!!!!!! want!!!!!!!!! someone!!!!!!!!! to!!!!!!!!! make!!!!!!!!! out!!!!!!!!! with!!!!!!!!! me!!!!!!!!! 

(Source: pootwentz)

seethroughperson:

How low is your self esteem? 
And how low could it possibly be? 
I know, I know you’re in love with me 
And I’ve been ignoring you 

krudman:

celestialdeth:

ask-omnipony:

HOLY SHIT

Bob’s Burgers is the future

If you don’t love bob’s burgers you are wrong.

(Source: fisherpon)